Phone Prank for Temps and Secretaries
Good Joke for Receptionist
New secretary (second day on
the job) answers telephone and is told in official
tones, "This is the phone company. We are testing a
new circuit wiring scheme in your offices. Please
keep everyone off the phones for the next 10
minutes. We will be verifying the correct wiring of
your system by passing hot steam through the wires.
Instruct your employees to place their phones on the
floor, or, better yet, wrap them in towels to avoid
scalding themselves. We will advise you when the
tests are complete."After
momentary panic, the secretary begins a frenzied
"Paul Revere" routine, running from desk to desk
while glancing frequently at her watch. Just as the
10 minutes are about up, she bursts into her boss's
office (while he is in the midst of an important
long-distance call) and, screaming, grabs the
receiver from his hand and flings the whole phone
under his desk.
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