Drive Your Computer Geek Crazy
Be Prepared for Chuckles
16. Using their
e-mail address, post a request for
pen pals to the
alt.prison.bodypiercing newsgroup.
15. Three words:
electric mouse buzzer.
14. Assign them to
the new "Heaven's Gate" project.
13."Look, Bill
Gates!! Ha! Made ya look!"
12. Put them in
the same room with a member of the
opposite sex.
11. "Have you got
Prince Albert in a LAN?"
10. Tell them that
"everyone knows Star Trek
transporter technology is bogus."
9. 10 GO TO 10
7. Swap their
monitor for a large cardboard box
with hand puppets. Watch the fur
fly!
6. Announce that
annual raises will be based on a
subjective test of one's ability to
"schmooz the way the butt-kissers in
Marketing do."
8. Intercept their
daily Top 5 List, then remove #8 and
re-insert it between #5 and #6.
5. Pretend to
"discover" a Fox TV website with a
now-out-of-date "Win a Weekend with
Gillian Anderson of X-Files"
contest.
4. Every hour, on
the hour, forward them a warning
about the "Good Times" virus.
3. Call her up and
ask if her program is running, and
when she says "yes," tell her "Well
you better go catch it!"
2. Replace all the
Jolt in the soda machine with
Perrier and V8.
and the Number 1
April Fool's Day Prank to Pull on
Programmers...
1. Special
announcement: "Forget Java --
Starting immediately, all coding
will be done in COBOL."
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