The Jokes in the Pee (Literally!)
Be Ready to Crack Up
Does the person that you want
to get even with drink red wine? If so, have I got
one for you! Get yourself some Neutral Red, a water
soluble, crystalline, red dye. Mix some into the
person's wine and wait for them to go to the
bathroom. (Neutral Red comes out as red as it goes
in, and people have a tendency to get really nervous
when they answer nature calls.)
Contributed By Janine Lynn, author
of the book Help! I'm Bored |
