Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Top Ten Best Places to Hide Junk Food From Your Kids


In the Middle of some hollowed out green peppers in the refrigerator veggie drawer
Tracy Lynn Rognrud, MN

In daddy's military boots
Dawn Reser, OK

In a clear glass jar labeled: Richard Simmon's Sugarless Diet Soybean Treats
Timothy L. West, TN

The diaper pail
Roxanne Davis, CA

Wrapped in a trash bag in the toilet tank
Scott Gilbert, MN

Under my clothes. My body's so lumpy and bumpy now, they never notice
Loretta Casteen, CA

Under the bathroom sink, behind the super, warehouse-sized box of tampons!
Susan M. Scott, ME

Under the bed hooked to animal traps.
Kimberly Gatewood, IN

Underneath the artificial moss in my ficus plant
Elizabeth Mays, MI

Under the dust-collecting drum set whose purchase cancelled out Dad's vasectomy.
Gladys Paradowski, TX

In the glove compartment
Elizabeth Mays, MI

In the pocket of a coat hanging in the closet
Jane Kriebel, FL

In the light fixtures
Natasha Bree Keehner, AR

Amid the t-shirts bearing pictures of last week's favorite rock stars
Gladys Paradowski, TX

Under their Scout Merit Badge manual.
Gladys Paradowski, TX

In my bra!
Elizabeth Mays, MI

The "Boogey Mans" air vent
Arne Barnard, AK

My mouth!
Kate Barrett, CA

In my tool box
Thomas Holt Scott, TN

The same place you hide your birth control
Heather Langlais, BC

 

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