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--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Costume King


By Patti Phillips

I’m not exactly sure how or why the fascination started, but when my son Justin was just a little guy he used to love to dress up in costumes. I’m not talking just for Halloween, I’m talking about every day.

I think it started with some Superman pajamas he received as a gift. Not only did they have that snazzy S on the chest, but they had a cape which velcroed on and off. He loved those pajamas. He wanted to live in those pajamas. So, we bought a few extra pairs. I’ll be the first to admit—the bedtime routine is easier any time you are able to cut out a few of the steps. If the kids are already IN their pajamas, there’s one less nighty night step to take!

Soon after that, the costume fetish grew and sort of took over our lives. Another in the “top ten” of costumes was the cowboy ensemble. We had a few variations on this theme, different cowboy hats, vests, chaps and shirts, but all outfits included the holster with two cap guns. (I know what some of you anti-violence types are thinking about now. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be politically incorrect, but I grew up with the Lone Ranger and Tonto, John Wayne, et al, and I have yet to commit any crime involving weapons.) A cowboy has to look good!

Another favorite was the 100% polyester Charger uniform, shoulder pads and all. Very cute when you live in the San Diego area. There’s nothing quite so comical as a kid that’s two feet tall and two feet wide due to shoulder pads with a head the size of a small planet due to his football helmet. Wearing this while at the cleaners and grocery store added to the comic element, I’m sure.

One year Justin had his heart set on a “real” policeman’s uniform. This was not easy to come by. Finally with a lot of help from mom, Santa was able to track down a blue policeman uniform. It was made even more realistic with badges, patches and emblems from a uniform supply house. (I’m embarrassed to say that all the add ons cost more than the whole costume did to start with!)

Other ensembles included G.I. Joe, Dick Tracy and the Karate Kid.

My two favorite finds came from Tijuana, right over the border. One day when we had out-of-town company we went to Mexico for the day. There—right in the window of a children’s store were the perfect costumes. Batman and Superman. These weren’t just any Batman and Superman costumes however. Batman’s cape was made in one piece with his face mask, just like the real caped crusader. The detailing on the Superman costume was fantastic. These had been hand-sewn out of a lycra polyester. I couldn’t pass them up.

We could hardly peel Justin out of those two costumes for a year or more. Through the hottest days with Santa Ana winds he was decked out head to toe in hot, sticky polyester. But, when you are able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, I guess you can overlook a bit of discomfort.

What I loved about the whole thing was the way he just marched around, day after day in these crazy get-ups, oblivious to the fact that other kids weren’t wearing costumes. Oblivious to the fact that it was sunny and 90 degrees and polyester doesn’t breathe. Oblivious to the fact that people would stop and point and chuckle over how cute he was.

My favorite part of the whole thing was watching some adults’ reactions to a simple little kid just having fun. People would often look at him and say, “Hey kid, don’t you know it’s not Halloween?”

Let me just say that often, this comment came from some man in ill-fitting Bermuda shorts, riding under a large overhanging paunch belly. Across the oh-so-ample stomach was usually a T-shirt no less than five sizes too small, replete with a few stains and holes to show that it was a definite favorite. Of course, these shirts would often sport a truly philosophical phrase across the chest. Something like “Real men let friends drink beer” or some such life-changing statement. Needless to say, the whole ensemble was usually accessorized with a polyester baseball cap, bill tilted up in a rakish manner. The footwear of choice would usually be sandals and brown socks, topped of by a pair of hairy, neon white legs. Somehow, this look is never quite complete without a three day growth of beard. Amazing that this type of fugitive from the fashion police would have the nerve to comment on someone else’s choice of clothing!

I found it amusing that people could find an innocent child so threatening, just because he wasn’t fitting “the norm” of wearing his costumes on one particular day of the year.

The way I figured it, Justine would outgrow his costume fetish before he went off to kindergarten. Thank goodness, for once I figured right.

When we think about it, whether we want to admit it or not, most of us are wearing some sort of mask or costume to keep the rest of the world from knowing who we really are. We don’t just wear our masks one day of the year either. And just like Justin, we feel more comfortable in some of our costumes than others.

Often, we are scared to bare our souls, remove the masks and let people know who we really are. Just like Justin, however, we need to remove our masks so that we can mature and move on to the next stage. After all, God purposely made each of us different so that we could fulfill a specific role here on earth. If we are wearing Superwoman’s costume, and we weren’t given the job of superwoman, we aren’t doing the job God gave us.

When we realize that the plans that God made for us far surpass any we could ever make for ourselves it becomes easier to shed that mask and show the world how fearfully and wonderfully we were made, by the Master Himself!

“I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place. When I was woven together in the depths of the earth, your eyes saw my unformed body. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be. Psalm 139:14-16 NIV

Jeremiah 29:11 “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, ”plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future.” NIV

About the Author: Patti Phillips is a freelance writer,columnist,professional speaker and business owner. Her columns appear in Southern California in the Rancho Santa Fe Review and online at More Than A Mom. She has been married to John for nearly 20 years and is the mom of Alyse 10 and Justin, 15. All three prove to be aconstant source of humor in her life. www.momsfamilypreserves.com

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