Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Facts of Life


By Sallie Mattison Young

So there we were, my husband and I, stealing a few quick smooches behind the open refrigerator door, when Ariel, 10, catches us.

"Eeeuuwww, gross," she said, giggling. "You guys were kissing!" Emily, 7, came up behind her, eyes wide with interest.

Not wanting them to go into that "kissing is mushy" routine, I've always believed the best defense is a good offense; so I said, "Well, just exactly how do you think you two got here, anyway?"

Emily rolled her eyes, then explained very patiently, "We GOT here when we moved from our old house to this new house!"

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