By Hope Forrest
Teenage Daughter
1) Listens to music to tune out
her mother
2) Sucked in, she smothers herself in expensive
lotions and oils
3) Thinks her boyfriend is cool and her mother's a
square
4) Cleans out her closet `cause hemlines are
changing
5) Reads PEOPLE to check out the latest fashions
6) Daydreams of getting out of school
7) Cleans up her room to go out with her friends
8) Her mom's walking all over her, so she goes for a
drive
9) Is her mother's secret admirer, but would never
admit it
Middle-aged Mother
1) Learns to tune out her
teenager's music
2) Natural oils sucked out, she smothers herself in
expensive lotions and creams
3) Thinks her daughter is cool but her boyfriend's a
blockhead
4) Cleans out her closet `cause sizes are changing
5) Reads People to make fun of the latest fashions
6) Dreams of when she can go back to school
7) Cleans up her house so her friends can get in
8) Daughter's driving her nuts so she goes for a
walk
9) Admires her daughter and tells anyone who will
listen
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