Hey, Mom!


By Laura Luna

I laid in bed shivering under two goose down comforters and an afghan my grandmother made, trying to sweat out a fever.

"Hey, Mom." I felt my six year old son standing over the edge of my bed.

"Uh," I grunted without looking.

"How much would I weigh on Jupiter?"

I opened one eye to see if he was serious.

"How much would I weigh on Jupiter?"

"How much do you weigh on Earth?" I asked.

I heard his feet pad down the hallway and I closed my open eye.

"495 pounds," he called from the bathroom.

I pulled a comforter over my head. "495 pounds?"

"Yeah, that's what the numbers say. A four, then a nine and a five."

"Oh, you weigh 49 and a half pounds."

"So how much is that on Jupiter?" he persisted.

I gave him the only answer I knew, "Go ask your Dad."

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Laura Luna is an Early Childhood Educator and mother of two children, Sam and Sarah. She is also an internationally published poet and freelance writer. http://larleaves.homepage.com/stuff.html

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