By Elaine Ashpole
10. Lunches are cheaper when you
eat at home.
9. Your dog fights gets too lonely
and fights with your cat!
8. You don't like your job anyway!
7. They won't put a vending and
coffee machine next to your desk.
6. You don't want to put so many
miles on your new car, it runs the value down!
5. When the alarm goes off in the
morning, it irritates you, now you won't need one!
4. You fear your kids will be the
death of you, long before retirement anyway, what's
the use!
3. Your husband's/mate's money is
much more fun to spend!
2. You can never find your keys in
the morning, but now you won't be late!
1. You'll never have to worry
about getting busted on your PC, surfin "ParentingHumor",
ever again!!!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Elaine Ashepole is a freelance
writer, who obviously loves a little humor in her
life. Also a mom, who couldn't live with out humor
in that area of life! Talley294ever@hotmail.com
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