By Elaine Ashpole 10. Lunches are cheaper when you eat at home. 9. Your dog fights gets too lonely and fights with your cat! 8. You don't like your job anyway! 7. They won't put a vending and coffee machine next to your desk. 6. You don't want to put so many miles on your new car, it runs the value down! 5. When the alarm goes off in the morning, it irritates you, now you won't need one! 4. You fear your kids will be the death of you, long before retirement anyway, what's the use! 3. Your husband's/mate's money is much more fun to spend! 2. You can never find your keys in the morning, but now you won't be late! 1. You'll never have to worry about getting busted on your PC, surfin "ParentingHumor", ever again!!!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Elaine Ashepole is a freelance writer, who obviously loves a little humor in her life. Also a mom, who couldn't live with out humor in that area of life! Talley294ever@hotmail.com http://informationopinionsnew.homestead.com/Myviewsyourviews.html
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