By Wendy Surber M is for the MANY times I wished frozen whiskey soaked teething rings were legal. O is for the strange and mysterious ODORS that only having children can create. It took us a month to figure out the formula bottle wedged between the couch cushions. T is for those cold nights I lovingly TUCKED you in. The only way we could find you the next morning was by the lock of hair sticking out on your pillow. H is for the HAIR BRAINED ideas I had of hiding the beets in the yogurt, thinking I could go to the bathroom without an audience, and eating a meal without a child using me as a jungle gym. E is for the ENDLESS hours I endured with Barney stuck in my head singing, "I Love You..." R is for the times my children ROARED with laughter when I told them for the hundredth time to stop spitting on the cat! Happy Mothers Day!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Wendy is a stay at home mom of three beautiful little monsters. Raven 5, Skyler 4, and Summer 21 months. These little girls give her lots of material! She likes spending time with her husband, Tom, after the 7 p.m. lock down time. http://communities.msn.com/VANCOMELADY&naventryid=110 | 
