Top Ten Parenting States

By Mac Wilkey

10. Day-Care State: Ten, I See
9. Child Climbing State: Oh! High! Oh!
8. Housework State: Washing-Ton
7. Playtime State: Connect A Dot
6. Spill-A-Drink State: Miss a Sip HeHe
5. Don’t Play with Dad’s Tools State: I Can Saw
4. Watch Your Mouth State: ‘Can Sass
3. Chicken Pox State: Misery
2. Bedtime State: Can Tuck Ye
1. Day Is Done State: Rest, Virginia

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