By Don Kidd
-Parents can finally take down out
of style bunkbeds
-Fewer trips to the store for milk
-Parents don't have to buy new
shoes for kids every month
-No more formula bottle heating at
3:00AM
-Fewer annoying calls from
telemarketers since kids are always on the phone and
no one can get through
-Parents no longer have to sing
silly songs on car trips as kids are always
listening to Walkmans
-Older kid toys such as "Barbie"
are now too valuable to actually let the kids open
and play with
-Dirty diaper smell finally
receding from the drapes
-Can finally take down annoying
Barney wallpaper
-Kids nearly ready for McDonald's
counter job, with subsequent "greasy fryer vat"
smell all over the house
-There are plenty of pictures of
N'Sync around the house |
