Taking the Trash Out


By Jennifer Wheeler

This seemed to be the longest pregnancy in history. I was eight months pregnant with our third child and I was exhausted! My other children were only one and two years old. As I watched my husband get ready for work, I asked him to please take the garbage cans to the curb for me because my back just couldn't take doing it anymore. He smiled sweetly at me and said he would take care of it when he got home from work.

I was satisfied with that answer because, even though I was pregnant most of our married life, that never kept me from doing all the chores around the home. Not only did I take the trash out, I also mowed, painted, cleaned, cooked, made repairs... basically all the guy stuff, as well as take care of our two toddlers.

As night fall set in, I was getting concerned because he wasn't home from work yet. 30 minutes late and I was pacing the floor, peering out the window. Suddenly, I heard his van pull into the driveway and I ran out to make sure he was ok. After all, how many men forget to call their wives when they're going to be late?? (sarcasm here)

He got out of the van and walked to the back of it. I asked him if he was ok. He said, "Of course! I stopped on the way home and picked up a surprise for you!" Well now I was excited. I mean, he never bought me anything and being 8 months pregnant, I could use the pick-me-up of a surprise. He opened the back of his van and told me to close my eyes.

Grinning, I shut my eyes tight, thinking, "What could it be? A new rocking chair I've been begging for? A dish washer?" NOPE!! He told me to open my eyes and when I did, there stood before me 2 brand new trash cans on WHEELS!!! He said, "This should help keep the weight off your back when you take the trash to the curb honey." I could have killed him! He look insulted, as if I had nerve to be upset by his "surprise". Needless to say, I divorced him a few years later and married a wonderful man who not only takes the trash out, but he also rubs my back after a long day of taking care of our five children.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: I am a 29 year old mother of five wonderful children. After divorcing the DH, I found my soul mate and best friend 2 years ago and got married in October 2000.

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