Veggie Rock


By Kimberly Ripley

When I was a teenager "corn" was something we ate on the cob with butter, some salt, and a little pepper. Worse case scenario was when it came from a can... creamed!

A new definition for the word is found in the vocabulary of a unique generation of teens. Spelled with a backward "K", it is the name of a band held in high esteem for their raunchy lyrics and intriguing style. Its members are adorned with more facial piercings than a pin cushion.

A few years ago when parental warnings were issued via little stickers on the outside of CD's and cassettes, I had a very frank discussion with my kids. Concerning the bad language. I am not a prude, however I consider it unnecessary and improper in most situations. My deal was a fair one: They could play it as long as I didn't have to listen to it, and it was absolutely taboo around the two youngest siblings.

Then we discussed those lyrics I considered off limits. Degradation of women and minorities is not tolerated in our home. (Actually degradation of any sort. These two groups seem to be targeted most often.) Nor is violence. I threatened to confiscate the offensive tunes if I caught wind of them playing in the house.

So they played them in the car. My car. When my first-born got a license and borrowed my car I witnessed the vile lyrics as he drove into our church parking lot one warm Sunday morning. The windows were down, the bass was booming, and wrinkled white-haired ladies nearly dropped their false teeth as their mouths hung wide open.

They shook their heads in disgust as they passed me sitting in a pew.

I understand their dismay. They seem to forget that the world has changed drastically since they raised their children. Our kids have many more obstacles and temptations thrown in their face every day.

For the most part our agreement worked. In six years I've confiscated and thrown away only one CD. We reached a compromise regarding the car stereo. I agreed to remain mute on the issue provided the songs were played in their cars instead of mine, and the volume became such that the lyrics were not discernable when they drove through our neighborhood. Under no circumstances were they to play them near church.

A few weeks ago I had a good chuckle at a get together in our church hall. About once every other month a group of our elderly members join our Sunday School kids for a social hour. The aim is to forge communication between the generations.

They opened the meeting with a question and answer session.

"What kind of music do you listen to?" an elderly man asked of the teens.

"Marilyn Manson," was one answer.

"Korn," was an obvious reply.

Loud whispers erupted from the seniors and it became obvious they were quite hard of hearing.

"Marilyn Monroe?" one asked.

"She's dead," another added.

"I thought they were talking about musicians," a lady voiced her confusion.

"They are, Myrtle," her husband answered.

"Now, Fred, they most certainly are not. That boy told us his favorite vegetable!"

It was decided they were better off not knowing the whole story.

About the Author: Kimberly Ripley: I am a wife and mother of five children. I love to travel, and this passion combined with my family's numerous escapades has provided ample fodder for my fiction and nonfiction endeavors.

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