What's This Say


By Laura Luna

"Mom, what's this say?" asks my six-year-old son, holding up the umpteeneth Valentine Day card.

"Honey, you're so sweet, won't you bee mine?" I read.

"Ick! Who writes these things?" His nose crinkles up like he smelled something bad.

It's the night before the big Valentine's Day party at school and my kitchen table is covered with cards, little candy hearts and class lists. My son needs to address 20 cards to his kindergarten pals, insert a few candies and put on little heart stickers to seal the envelopes.

"What's this say?" He holds up another candy heart.

"You're all that" I read.

"All what?"

"I dunno, just put the candy in the envelope."

"Is that a boy candy or a girl one?"

It seems the ones that say: "U R Cool" are boy candies. He could spot those just fine, they're all in one pile, except the pink ones, those are the rejects for his sister to use.

"How come people say such dumb things on Valentine's Day?" he asked.

"It's just a silly way to remind people that we like them."

"What's this say?"

"Roses are pink, violets are blue, your feet stink, but I like you."

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Laura Luna is an Early Childhood Educator and mother of two children, Sam and Sarah. She is also an internationally published poet and freelance writer. http://larleaves.homepage.com/stuff.html

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