By Susan Meyers
1. Cooking… And Why I Hate It
2. Decorating… Toddlers, Grape
Juice, and Light Colored Carpet (or how to decorate
around a couch placed to hide a grape stain)
3. Dieting… The Real, True Diet
(this would be any diet that does not try to
convince me fruit can take the place of chocolate)
4. Looks… Curves are Back!
Celebrate Your Curves! (and the model pictured
actually has some)
5. Exercise… The Routine for the
Real Woman with a Real Life (lift that laundry 2, 3,
4; chase that toddler 6, 7, 8)
6. Style… the Real Test (or how to
be graceful and stylish while removing toilet paper
from the bottom of your shoe)
7. Friends... When to Tell Them
the Truth and When to Lie, Lie, Lie!
8. Men... Helplessness: Is it a
Male Gene? (Or Honey, where are my socks?)
9. Health... Memory Loss and
Motherhood (Includes instructions on how to do the
"Visiting-you-rooms-to-try-and-remember-what-you've-forgot"
two step.")
10. Children... And Why They Only
Need You When You Are in the Bathroom
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: I am a
freelance Children's and Christian fiction writer. I
have one children's story, The Mushy Valentine,
published. I live in Oklahoma and enjoy all the
craziness being a woman, wife and mother brings to
my life. God Bless
http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=sameyers
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