 Once there was a guy named
Mack. All his friends called him "Big Mack" because
of his size. Mack had always wanted to be a bus
driver, and one day his dream came true. He finally
became one. They gave him his bus, which was yellow.
When he saw it, he asked the boss "Can I paint it a
bit, make it look better?" and the boss said he
could. So he painted Sesame Street Characters all
over the bus and off he went on his first route.
His first passenger was a young,
pale boy of about 8. When he stopped, Mack said "Hi!
My names Mack, but my friends call me Big Mack". The
young boy said "Oh hello, I'm Paul, but all my
friends call me 'Special Paul' because they think
I'm special". The boy got on the bus and Mack kept
driving.
At the next stop there were 2
obese ladies. When he stopped he said "Hi! My names
Mack, but my friends call me Big Mack". The ladies
introduced themselves as Patty and Patty (2
patty's). They got on the bus and away they went.
At the next stop was this punk
guy. When Mack stopped he said "Hi! My names Mack,
but my friends call me Big Mack". The Punk said
"Yeah Hi, I'm Lester, But people call me Lester
Sneeze because I sneeze a lot." He got on the bus
and away they went.
Everything was going fine until
Lester pulled out his knife and started to pick the
Bunyins off his foot and fling them at the Paul.
Paul got really scared and ran under the seat where
the 2 Obese Patty's where. They didn't know what was
happening and started to scream, and then Paul
started crying and then Lester started picking his
bunyins and flinging them at the 2 Patty's and Paul.
Mack got really confused and
didn't know what to do, so he ran off the bus and to
the phone booth. He put his money in and called his
boss. When he picked up, Mack said "HEY! I GOT A
PROBLEM!!! I HAVE TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL PAUL
AND LESTER CHEESE PICKING BUNYINS ON A SESAME STREET
BUS!!!!!"
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