 Doctor! Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a
roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I think that I am
God.
How did that start?
Well, first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel
like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tense.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack
of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a
spoon.
Sit still and don't stir.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a
bell.
Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a
ring.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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