 How did the elephant hide in a
bottle of sauce?
-- He painted himself red.
What did Tarzan say when he saw
the elephants coming over the hill?
-- Nothing, he didn't recognize them. They were
wearing sunglasses.
How do you fit 4 elephants into a
red mini van?
-- 2 in the front, 2 in the back.
How can you tell if there's an
elephant in your refrigerator?
-- A set of footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there's 2
elephants in your refrigerator?
-- 2 sets of footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there's 3
elephants in your refrigerator?
-- 3 sets of footprints in the butter.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
-- To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
-- To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why did the elephant cross the
road?
-- Chicken's day off.
What was the elephant doing on the
motorway?
-- About 55 mph
What is the difference between and
elephant and a prune?
-- Their color of course!
How many giraffes can you fit in a
mini van?
-- None, the elephants are in there!
What time is it when an elephant
sits on your fence?
-- Time to get a new fence
Why is an elephant large, grey and
wrinkled?
-- Because if it was small, white and smooth, it
would be an Aspirin.
What did Tarzan say as he walked
by the elephants who were all wearing pink sweaters?
-- They must all be on the same team.
What do you get if you cross an
elephant with a whale?
-- A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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