 Q: What's grey, yellow, grey,
yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in
its mouth!
Q: Why did the Elephant stand on
the marshmallow?
A: So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Q: What's grey and white on the
inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What's grey and white on the
inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why do elephants paint their
nuts red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: How many tarzans can you fit in
the refrigerator?
A: Don't be silly. There's only ONE Tarzan.
Q: What do you call two elephants
on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
Q: What do you get if you take an
elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
Q: What do you get if you take an
elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
Q. Why do elephants wear tiny
green hats?
A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
Q: How many elephants does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light
bulbs.
Q: What do you get if you cross an
elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.
Q: Why do ostriches stick their
head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear
their sandals.
Q: How do you get an elephant on
top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
Q: Why shouldn't you go into the
woods at 5 o'clock?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their
parachute jumping.
Q: What do you call any elephant
who is an expert on skin disorders?
A: A pachydermatoligist.
Q: How do you stop an elephant
from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove
compartments.
Q: What do you give a seasick
elephant?
A: Lots of room.
(This one may not be suitable for
kids, but it cracked me up)
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a
rhinoceros?
A: Elephino
Q: How can you tell if 2 elephants
are in your fridge?
A: You can hear them whispering.
Q: How can you tell if 3 elephants
are in your fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do elephants get out of
trees?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Q: What's clear on the outside and
grey on the inside?
A: An elephant in a baggie.
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkled
knees?
A: They play marbles too much!
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkled
ankles?
A: Their tennis shoes are too tight!
Q: Why do elephants wear pink
tennis shoes?
A: Their white ones are dirty!
Q: Why do elephants float
downriver with their feet in the air?
A: So their pink tennis shoes won't get dirty!
Q: Why do elephants sleep with
their feet in the air?
A: So they can trip birds!
Q: Why is an elephant grey,
wrinkled and huge??
A: Because if he was white , smooth, and small, he
would be an aspirin!!
Q: How would stop an elephant from
passing through the eye of a needle?
A: Just tie a knot on its tail!!
Q: What did the grape say when the
elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing; it just let out a little wine.
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