 Is a tree petrified because it
is scared?
Does a librarian use bookworms for
bait when she goes fishing?
Does a watch dog walk in circles
to wind himself up?
If you hug a candle, are you a
candle holder?
When cows play cards, do they pay
for big stakes?
Is a plumber's favorite vegetable
a leek?
When vegetables get married do
they wear onion rings?
Is the prettiest vegetable a
cute-cumber?
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