Dog Jokes: If a Dog Were Your Teacher


If a dog were your teacher you would learn stuff like...

- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

- When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience.

- Take naps and stretch before rising.

- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

- Never pretend to be something you're not.

- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
 

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