Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!

 

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for supper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive You!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House it going?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie my shoe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry Up and open this door

The Matthews
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on your door all afternoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you want!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening...
 

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