 Mike: What state is the happy
state?
Nick: I give up, which one?
Mike: Meeryland
Mike: What goes, "Hic, bong, hic, bounce, hic, bong,
hic, bounce"?
Nick: I don't know, what?
Mike: A grasshopper with hiccups.
Nick: I wish I could bowl as well as I play
baseball.
Mike: Why is that?
Nick: All I get on baseball is strikes.
Nick: The department store is going to have two
Santa's this year.
Mike: Why two?
Nick: One will be an express line for kids who want
6 toys or less.
Mike: What do little pigs bring their school marks
home on?
Nick: No idea!
Mike: A re-pork card
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