 Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm
thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote,
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting
like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had
this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient
children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in
his gravy!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May
flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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