 ** What should you do if your
pet werewolf gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.
** Where do you keep your pet
werewolf?
In a were house.
** How many werewolves does it
take to change a light bulb?
A lot fewer than it takes to change a heavy bulb.
** What did the werewolf say when
he ate the teacher?
"Burp."
** Why do were wolves like to eat
health food fans?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy
looking.
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