Miss Mary had a baby.
She named him tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water.
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
but it wouldn't fit down his throat.
Miss Mary called the doctor.
Miss Mary called the nurse.
Miss Mary called the lady
with the alligator purse.
Miss Mary hit the doctor.
Miss Mary slapped the nurse.
Miss Mary thanked the lady
with the alligator purse. |
