Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Miss Mary had a Steamboat


Miss Mary had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Mary went to heaven
the steamboat went to...

...Hello operator,
give me number nine
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind...

...the refrigerator
there is a piece of glass
if you sit upon it
you'll break your little...

...ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
Miss Mary's in the Kitchen
eating apple pies.
 

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