The Story of Big Mack’s Bus

Once there was a guy named Mack. All his friends called him “Big Mack” because of his size. Mack had always wanted to be a bus driver, and one day his dream came true. He finally became one. They gave him his bus, which was yellow. When he saw it, he asked the boss “Can I paint it a bit, make it look better?” and the boss said he could. So he painted Sesame Street Characters all over the bus and off he went on his first route.

His first passenger was a young, pale boy of about 8. When he stopped, Mack said “Hi! My names Mack, but my friends call me Big Mack”. The young boy said “Oh hello, I’m Paul, but all my friends call me ‘Special Paul’ because they think I’m special”. The boy got on the bus and Mack kept driving.

At the next stop there were 2 obese ladies. When he stopped he said “Hi! My names Mack, but my friends call me Big Mack”. The ladies introduced themselves as Patty and Patty (2 patty’s). They got on the bus and away they went.

At the next stop was this punk guy. When Mack stopped he said “Hi! My names Mack, but my friends call me Big Mack”. The Punk said “Yeah Hi, I’m Lester, But people call me Lester Sneeze because I sneeze a lot.” He got on the bus and away they went.

Everything was going fine until Lester pulled out his knife and started to pick the Bunyins off his foot and fling them at the Paul. Paul got really scared and ran under the seat where the 2 Obese Patty’s where. They didn’t know what was happening and started to scream, and then Paul started crying and then Lester started picking his bunyins and flinging them at the 2 Patty’s and Paul.

Mack got really confused and didn’t know what to do, so he ran off the bus and to the phone booth. He put his money in and called his boss. When he picked up, Mack said “HEY! I GOT A PROBLEM!!! I HAVE TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL PAUL AND LESTER CHEESE PICKING BUNYINS ON A SESAME STREET BUS!!!!!”