A big brother's job is to constantly fight his little
brother. He pulls hair, pinches, hits and yells at him. He
eats his food. Pushes food off his plate. Takes toys away
from him. Throws sand, water, food etc. at him. Sits and
spits on him.
Yet when there kids around and the little brother gets hit
or gets pushed by someone the big brother does his
brotherly duties. He will fight the child who pushed/hit
his younger brother. No one hurts his little brother !!
Except for him.

Anonymous