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To The Moon


I am a stay at home to two boys, ages 3 and 7. Like most brothers, they fight constantly. They even fight with each other in their sleep. Honestly, they talk in their sleep AND fight with each other in their sleep. They are insane! Recently, my husband and I were driving home after an outing with the boys, when they started to argue in the back seat. After bickering back and forth for a few minutes, my 7 year old clenched his fist, yelled at his brother and said, "That's it Austin! If you don't stop, I'm gonna send you to the moon." To which my 3 year old replied, "Oh Robbie, you gonna send me to the moon?" "Oh thank you Robbie, thank you!" "Mom, Robbie said he is gonna send me to the moon and I can go on a spaceship."



My name is Jennifer Elliott. I am not a published author. However, I do have 2 crazy, (but adorable) children and a dysfunctional family, so I have plenty of material.

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