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12 Cents Left For Christmas

To the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas

In this, the first semester, my child will sell to me

Twelve Pecan Clusters

Eleven Cans of Popcorn

Ten Yards of Ribbon

Nine Rolls of Wrapping

Eight Hick’ry Beef Logs

Seven Chocolate Bon Bons

Six Raffle Tickets
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Five TV Guides

Four Greeting Cards

Three Ornaments

Two Coupon Books

And a discount card to shop, but now I'm broke.


Mitzi Bryant is an accountant and freelance writer as well as mom to her three children: Will, Kate and Anna. She was excited about the prospect of dating again, until she remembered she'd also been excited about the prospect of childbirth. Mitzi's adventures in dating continue.

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