In this, the first semester, my child
will sell to me
Twelve Pecan Clusters
Eleven Cans of Popcorn
Ten Yards of Ribbon
Nine Rolls of Wrapping
Eight Hick’ry Beef Logs
Seven Chocolate Bon Bons
Six Raffle Tickets <continued below>
Five TV Guides
Four Greeting Cards
Three Ornaments
Two Coupon Books
And a discount card to shop, but now I'm
broke.
Mitzi Bryant is an accountant and
freelance writer as well as mom to her three children:
Will, Kate and Anna. She was excited about the prospect of
dating again, until she remembered she'd also been excited
about the prospect of childbirth. Mitzi's adventures in
dating continue.
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