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Auld 2k

Should Y2K be on its way
Then we all shall hope to find
The power's on, the banks are strong
and the Net is still online.

It has to be online, my friends
How would we spend our time?
Worse than the flu,
This bug's for you
If you spend your time online. <continued below>

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I'll take the cold, no bank account
And chaos at all cost,
But I'll be damned
If I’ll survive
If my email pals are lost.

It has to be online, my friends
How would we spend our time?
Worse than the flu,
This bug's for you
If you spend your time online.


Copyright Mitzi Bryant December 1, 1999. Mitzi Bryant is an accountant and freelance writer when she's not playing single-mom to her three children: Will, Kate, and Anna. She's also been honored for her poetry, and is perpetually writing the long-awaited chapbook of her collected poems

 

 
 
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