Paging Doctor Jokes

Doctor! Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.

Doctor, Doctor, I think that I am God.
How did that start?
Well, first I created the sun, then the earth…

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You’re too tense.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Sit still and don’t stir.

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, and if they don’t help, give me a ring.

Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.

Author: UNKOWN